La Financial Tia Del WhattsApp

Ay, your 📱phone📱BUZZES for the third time today and it’s your Tía SUMA🧑‍🦰 again, no not with another conspiracy theory regarding that creepy viejito down the block.🚩 No! This tía has lots of theories about how to grow your dinero!🤑 Like thinking that Shiba was definitely named after her shiba inu Corazón!🐕 And also invest in crypto mij@!💥

Another text from Tía SUMA 🧑‍🦰! This time she’s putting the doggies 🐕aside and lighting una vela🕯 to the santo patron de savings for your financial success.📈 Those prayers come with emailed tips and website links regarding investing, setting up a 401K and creating a budget that works for you.

SUMA’s not as intense as a real Tía blowing up your 📱phone📱 with chismes and prayers but SUMA will aid you in all things finance with our new APP! Best part? It’s FREE and about to become your dinero bestie 💰get the app now by clicking that link 🔗in our bio.

Also, before we go, did you hear about your primo Miguel???😳