How To Do a Chupalana Limpia and Spend Less

A lot of us Latin@s remember the days when we would sit on our family’s plastic covered couch to enjoy some Caso Cerrado👩🏻‍⚖️. But now, most of us use streaming services. Did you know that about 7 million people cut their cable and satellite tv service in 2020? Now we have a lot of access to anything we want, and… Wait– do you feel that? We have been possessed by el chupalana🦎😱!!! 

The chupalana has entered your home. He wants you to subscribe to everything! Hulu? Yes! HBO? Yes! Netflix? Yes! Nesflis? Sí, por favor!✔️ Our wallets are going to end up more dry than a roasted jalapeño. Should you get the holy water or the incense, or your abuela’s Jesus portrait? ✝️

No worries, we have the perfect solution. The chupalana or the streaming services don’t want you to use this. We call it a Streaming Tanda!🤝🏽 That’s right, sharing streaming passwords. If you pay for the Netflix, your prim@ can pay for the HBO and that way you get two for the price of one. Ah, the chupalana is already losing its power.🤗

Another anti-chupalana weapon is a Watch Party for Netflix, Hulu, Amazon and Disney. Chupalanas hate it when Latin@s get together and watch the same show from the comfort of their own homes. You can watch shows online while only one person is the subscriber💻. Go back to whence you came, chupalana🤺!

We did it! We defeated the chupalana🤩… For now. Next month it might come back even more powerful. Don’t let La Chupalana win, spend less money with these tips. And then– No worries, here at SUMA we are prepared👼🏻, so make sure you follow us for even more anti-chupalana tricks.